When people leave their computer unlocked in the office, there’s been a on-going tradition to “shock” them. “Shocks” are typically in the form of a very distasteful website opened in a browser on their computer. To keep things clean on my blog, I won’t mention the URL our most favored shock.
Recently, our new “shocks” are much cleaner. I’ve been hit with My Little Pony Shock, Justin Bieber Shock, and more. But now it’s time for a little retaliation.
To take things up a notch, I’ve created the most offensive thing I could muster (within the realms of “work-safe”). Any unattended computers will be John Mayer’d. Try it out on your friends. I’ve even included an HTML5 compliant audio file of him pontificating (about something useless).
So what’s next? I’m going to create another Mayer shock… but instead of John Mayer, I’m going to create a Marissa Mayer page. Watch this video, a compilation of her laughs. It’s quite disturbing. If you don’t know who she is, check out wikipedia.